I often get bored online (shocking I know) and do a search for jokes. I was unsurprised when I came across a list of jokes on Skodas, but surprised that there were some I didn’t know and actually made me laugh.
So, while they may not be a joke anymore I’m sharing some: simply because there was once a time when buying a new Skoda meant everyone would tell you one and I never got to use these ones:
Did you hear about the Skoda that hit a cat?
The cat’s fine but the Skoda died!
What do you call a Skoda at the top of a hill?
A miracle
And one I probably wouldn’t have understood at the time but today makes me splutter “what??!”….
What’s the difference between a Skoda and a sheep?
It’s less embarassing being caught getting out the back of a sheep.
Of course, without wishing to undo the valiant work VW have done with all the wonderful and not-bad-at-all new Skodas, I’d love to hear peoples old favourites.
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February 27, 2009 at 1:27 am
We used to focus on Lada for that kind of banter… as in:
Why do Ladas have heated rear windows?
To warm your hands when you’re pushing it.
Guffaw.
Anyway, the old ones are the best…
February 27, 2009 at 8:54 am
I liked the cross-over ones: how do you make a skoda look good… park it next to a lada. what do you call a skoda filled with food? a lada etc